Two female co-workers are chatting it up

  Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 b...

She came to me on her hands

  Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said...

A Woman Was At Her Hairdressers Getting Her Hair Styled For A Trip To Rome

  A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,...

Three Women Discuss Their Husbands Over Coffee

  Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giv...

A Game Show Host Is Talking To A Rabbit.

  A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelv...

There Was An Elephant, A Giraffe, And A Hen.

  God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complaine...

A Jealous Husband Hired A Private Detective.

  A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wante...

Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard.

  Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some j...

An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.

  An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...

An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.

  A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you with...

All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.

  In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proud...

Johnny Asked His Teacher.

  Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet pa...

Ford F150

    A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I ...