A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of he...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you ...
The old man was fishing in a puddle outside the pub
The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub. There, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, dr...
This woman is shocked to find out she had twins, and her brother named them
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is m...
Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking
But then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and made...
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulat...
An Irishman was shipwrecked alone, until this gorgeous temptress arrived
An Irishman has been shipwrecked and stranded on an island for over 20 years. One day, on his daily walk of the beach, he sees something w...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They...
A man goes to visit his grandpa
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s t...
3 Irish Men Go To A Bar And Discuss Their Wives
“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How's that?” his other ...
This guys bad day went from bad to worse!
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client… … and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have som...
The man is racked with guilt and confesses to his neighbor
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor: “Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:” “I have been helping m...
A husband and wife go to counselling – but the husband didn’t expect this to happen!
After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade li...
Joke Of The Day: These two statues finally get to do what they’ve been longing to do for a long time
Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundr...
A guy goes over to his friend house
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out running...
A new blonde hostess were flying
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon afte...
A little boy hears the word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh...
Jesus & Moses and an old man go golfing
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water haza...
Rich Snobby Woman Gets Shut Down Hard By A Flamboyant Flight Attendant
I think all of us have experienced that moment when we walk away from a situation in which somebody got the upper hand and a few minutes o...