A 67 year old man walks into a restaurant, carrying a cat under his arm.
He sits down at a table, calls the waiter over and orders a beer for himself and ten extra big steaks for the cat.
The waiter looks at the man with surprise and says, “What kind of cat could eat ten steaks?!?”
“Well,” replies the old man, “I rescued a small fairy, and she gave me three wishes for my help.
I wished for good health and lots of money, but the last wish didn’t go too well.”
“How so?” the waiter asks.
“Well, that damn fairy totally misunderstood me when I wished for an insatiable pussy…”