While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a 

roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their 

meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. 

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her

 glasses on the table, and she din’t miss them until 

they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, 

to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a 

distance before they could find a place to turn 

around,in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve 

her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband 

became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and

 complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during 

the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the 

more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one

 minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the 

restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and 

hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer 

yelled to her,

“While you’re in there, 

you might as well get my hat and the credit card.” 
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