Mary had just gotten married, and being a traditional Irish girl she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Mary, Micks a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.Meanwhile, I'll be making dinner.'
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Mick took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Mary ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mummy, Mummy, Micks got a big hairy chest.'
'Don't worry, Mary,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Mick took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mary ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mummy, mummy, Mick took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'
'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Micks a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you..'
So, up she went again. When she got there, Mick took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mummy, mummy, Micks got a foot and a half!'
Her Mummy said, 'You stay here and stir the gravy and I will go up!