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'The search team just landed a helicopter'


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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ''Is your daddy home?' 'Small voice whispered, 'Yes, he's out in the garden,''May I talk with him?'The child whispered, 'No.' ;So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?''Yes she's out in the garden too''The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'Again the 'No'.'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,' Is anybody else there? ''Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman. 'Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?''No, He's busy,' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?''Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. 'Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?''It's a helicopter' answered the whispering voice.'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.'The search team just landed a helicopter''A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle ... 'ME'
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