me A Polar Bear Cub Comes Home From School. A polar bear cub comes home from school one day and says to his mother…“Mom, are you sure I’m a purebred polar bear? I’m not part grizzly bear or anything?”She says,“Of course, you’re 100% polar bear. I’m a polar bear, your dad’s a polar bear, you’re a polar bear.”The next day after school, he asks his father.“Dad, am I a purebred polar bear? Are you sure I’m not part black bear or panda bear?”Dad says, “Son, my parents were polar bears, your mom’s parents were polar bears, you’re nothing but a polar bear.”The next day, he comes home and asks both of his parents together,“Are you sure I’m not mixed with any other kind of bear?”Mom says,“You’re a polar bear, we’re all polar bears. Why do you keep asking us if you’re a polar bear?”“Because I’m f*cking freezing.”