» A Blind Cowboy Wanders Into An All-Girl Biker Bar.
A blind old cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘ Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’
The blind old cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’