There Was An Elephant, A Giraffe, And A Hen. God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life.There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.The elephant complained,“Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool”!The Lord said,“Don’t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet”!Next, the giraffe complained,“Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes my top-heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me”!The Lord said,“Don’t complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance”.The hen spoke up,“Lord, I don’t want to complain….. but either let me have a bigger a@rse or smaller eggs”.