One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a BJ?”

Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

He: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

She: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

He: “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

She: “No way. It’s just too risky!”

He (excited as hell): “Oh please, please, I love you so much!”

She: “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”

He: “Oh yes you can. Please?”

She: “No, no. I just can’t”

He: “I beg you… ”

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

“Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it.

Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it.

But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”