A Man Dies And Goes To Heaven


A man dies and goes to Heaven.

When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says,

“Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying.”

The man and the angel are walking alongside of the golden fence of Heaven,

And the man notices millions of clocks on the fence.

Out of curiosity he asks the angel,

“What are all these clocks for?”

The angel smiles,

“They are clocks for every person in the world,” he says,

“And they tick once for each time you lie.

There is Abraham Lincoln’s clock! It only ticked twice.

There is Moses’ clock! It’s never ticked once.”

Again, out of curiosity, the man asks,

“Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”

The angel calmly says,

“His clock is in God’s office.

He is using it as a ceiling fan.

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