Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : Yes


Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!


Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : No


Wife : Liar


Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : Maybe


Wife : can u ever b decisive


Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : I don’t know


Wife : Are you blind?


Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : Depends


Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..


Wife : Am I looking fat?


Husband : silence


Wife : Are you deaf?


There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.


For everything else there is Google.