Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?”

Jane asks Erica.

She replies, “I froze to death.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane.

“It wasn’t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling,

just before you black out.

How did you die “Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV.

So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”

“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,” said Erica, “Or we might both still be alive.