My other wife is beautiful

 

My other wife is beautiful.

My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

My wife says if I go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. — P J O’Rourke

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honor de Balzac

Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! — Al Bendy

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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