One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love.


One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love.

All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window.

As the lady parted her legs, the bee entered in her privates.

The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my privates !”

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation.

But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.”

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s privates.

The doctor said “Okay, what I’m going to do is rub some honey over the tip of my nerve and insert it into your wife’s privates.”

When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my nerve, I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my nerve out of your wife’s privates.

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The lady said, “Yes, whatever, just get on with it.”

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his nerve with honey, entered the woman.

After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should try further.”

The lady began to quiver with excitement, moaning aloud.

The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

The husband became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan. I’m gonna drown the bastard!”

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