You should never lie if you've been unfaithful of course – but it can make for a funny story!
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy her a pack of cigarettes.
The man thinks that sounds like a great idea, since he needs to stretch his legs anyway.
However, upon arriving at the store he finds it closed, so he walks into a nearby bar to use their vending machine.
He buys the pack of cigarettes for his wife, and then notices that the bar is quite nice.
“Oh well, it is Friday after all,” he thinks, and sits down for a couple of beers. After a few minutes, a beautiful young woman walks up and starts talking to him. They share another couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment.
After they've had some fun, the man looks at his clock and realizes it's already 3 AM.
He hurriedly starts putting on his clothes and says, “My wife's going to kill me. Do you have any baby powder?”
The woman gives him some baby powder, which he rubs on his hands before taking a taxi home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and yells, “Where the hell have you been?!”
The man replies, “Well, honey, it's like this
I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her.”
The wife crosses her arms and says, “Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!”
She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, “You damn liar! You went bowling again!”