Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands.


The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”


“I know!” the next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when I called he wasn’t there.”


The third woman says, “I always know where my husband is.”


“Impossible!” both women exclaim,


“He has you completely fooled!”


“Oh no,” says the woman.


“I’m a widow.”