Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on.
The teacher caught him and asked him.
Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You are not listening!
Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I slept off.
Teacher: Then why are others not sleeping?
Little Johnny: Because they are not listening.
Teacher: Ok, if you said you were listening, give me 10 examples of wild animals!
Little Johnny: Hahahahahaha, na this I can’t answer? Common ten examples of wild animals? Ma, the question is too cheap.
Teacher: Just answer it.
Little Johnny: Ok! Ten examples of wild animals are: 4 lions, 3 cobras, 2 tigers and 1 gorilla.
Teacher fainted.