A police officer pulls a man

 




A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.

As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”

“Yes, officer I know I was speeding but it is a matter of life or death.”

“Oh, really? How’s that?”

“There’s a undressed woman waiting for me at home.”

“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”

“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”

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