Please Don't Crush The Ducks!


Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven.

When they get there, St

Peter says, “We only  have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their best to avoid them, The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St

Peter with the ugliest  man she ever saw


Peter chains them together and says, “Your  punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly  man!”

The next  day, The second  woman steps accidentally on a duck And along comes St

Peter,   Who doesn't miss a thing

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, Not wanting to be chained For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks,

But One day  St

Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on….

Very  tall, long eyelashes, muscular


Peter chains them together without saying a word

The happy woman says,

“I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?” The guy says,

“I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

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