Four middle-aged men are telling stories in a bar .While one has gone for a leak in the toilet , the first guy says.” I was worried that my son was going to be a loser ,because his proper job was washing cars on a garage forecourt .But it turns out he got a break ,they made him a salesman ,and he sold so many motors that he bought the dealership!. In fact ,he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday”. The second man says ,” I was worried about my son too,because he started out tidying gardens for a letting agency .Turns out he got a break ,they made him a salesman,and he eventually bought the firm .In fact he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday “. The third guy says ,” I hear what you’re saying .My son started out sweeping floors in a bank .He got a break ,they made him a trader ,and now he owns the company .In fact ,he’s so rich that he just gave his best friend £1 million in shares for his birthday”. The fourth bloke comes back from the toilet .The first three explain that they are telling stories about their sons ,so he says.” Well I’m embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser - and is still a hairdresser after 15 years ! In fact I just found out that he’s gay and has several boyfriends .But I try to look on the bright side : “ HIS BOYFRIENDS JUST BOUGHT HIM A NEW MERCEDES ,A NEW HOUSE AND £1 MILLION IN SHARES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY”.