Good God, Woman!


An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, 

as she bends over to place her ball on the tee,

 a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals 

her lack of underwear.

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing

 any undies?” her husband demanded.

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping

 money to afford any.” The Englishman 

immediately reaches into his pocket and says,

 “For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and 

buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her

 ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to 

show that she too is wearing no undies.

“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no 

undies. Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford 

any on the money you give me.” He reaches 

into his pocket and says, “For the sake of 

decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself 

some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The 

wind also takes her skirt over her head to 

reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough 

money ta be able ta affarrd any!”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and 

Says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a 

comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

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