A Small Farm Boy Was Milking His Cow. A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.As horrified workers nearby watched,The Little Johnny calmly continued his milking.To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the Little Johnny, turned around and walked away.‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny.‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied,‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’