An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.


An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper

“Wanna hear a joke about blondes?”

Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave.

A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers

“Dude, be careful. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box champion of the city.

And then there is Joe… he’s just released from prison after he broke a dude’s jaw and his two arms. He is blond too. Are you sure you wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The old blind man takes a minute to think about that, turns on his bar chair and says

“OK, FINE… I won’t tell the joke… “

“I don’t have the time to explain that joke at least three times.”

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